Sex Bomb
Hilarious to send to
someone who is soooo NOT
a Sex Bomb.

Naughty Chick
You are not exactly calling her a "slut" but if the shoe fits.......

Such a DOG
Do they belong in the
 Dog House?  This will express your feelings LOUD and clear..

Menopause Survival Kit
Especially if she's sensitive about her age - this is
pure genius in the
revenge department.

X-rated Gifts Start Trouble
Sending an X-rated gift (from Your Love Slave) to work or home can start wicked suspicions!

Voodoo Chocolate Doll
Hilarious chocolate doll and instructions to "get even"

Over the Hill Gifts
Are they sensitive about turning one of the big "0"s (30,40,50)? Too bad!!

Anti-Love Plush Flowers
25" Tall Plush Flowers with hilarious anti love sentiments.